Friday, May 01, 2009

Whoopa It's a new month!

Today is may the first. YAY, that means my birthday is in 15 days :]
So....now I have something to look forward to...
So what to talk about;

Firstly, the cat that keeps coming round to my house. This cat is skinny, has medium fur and is black and white. as far as i can tell it has no collar. right, so everytime this cat comes over it gets into this big cat fight with my cat, and leo (my cat) wins ALL THE TIME. it's REALLY fustrating for all of us, because
(a). Leo could contract diseases from attacking the other cat
(b). The cats are so LOUD when they fight
(c). Even if we keep leo inside he still yowls everytime the other cat comes close to our house and he can see him
And basically this is so harsh on leo. seriously, he's an OLD cat. like the human equivalent of 70years plus, and you just don't pick gifhts with a 70yr old...cat or whatever. that's just not nice.
For two nights in a row I've had to run out with a water pistol to chase away the other cat. yeahh, well im not exactly an evil person so im not gonna ditch knives at it, although I AM sonsidering something like...i dunno, fireworks..? meheheheh
so basically a note to
THE OWNER (if any) OF THE CAT: Get your cat off our property, seriously!!! It's for your own good (and the cat's own good). this cat is just a pain. nobody can concentrate on anything. so hurry up!!
THE CAT: you moronic animal, why do you keep coming back when you're either gonna get blasted with the water pistol or beaten up by an ancient cat??? go and pick on someone your own size, there's a billion pets aound here, go beat up the dog next door or something, just LEAVE LEO ALONE! if you're not gone by sunday, I swear I'm gonna stuff arsenic down your mouth or something...so you'd better watch out.
So all in all, nobody's happy till this stupid cat is gone. Leo's not happy. We're not happy. The cat's certainly can't be happy unless it has some kind of brain damage/mental issues (come to think of it, maybe that's why it keeps coming back). and the neighbours probably aren't happy either. seriously how can you sleep when all you can here is YYYYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
So get lost cat. go terrorise the pigs or something. just go. we don't want you (no offence.)

Shotputs:
Up until wednesday, i always thought a shotput was this stocking with a handle stuffed with socks and various other objects that weighed about 200g
well, i was wrong.
very wrong.
apprently it is a 3kg ball which will dislocate your elbow or shoulder if you attempt to throw it like a tennis ball.
interesting...this looks like a good way to get out of dancing...bahaha ^_^

aNd JuSt 2 annOY oUr LuvLY engLISH teaCHer: 2 ppl were talking,
"i like 2 watch bbf alot'! said cyndi
'no way me 2" becca shouted
"yoon jIhOO is HOT' said faith
'uh no song woobin is much Cooler" objected sarah
"but i like Bad Boys' said jang.
bahahaha. sorry about that.. -_-