Sir Sucker Cullen

**Caution**
The following is a (duh) blog on why I think twilight...well why I dont particularly like it
Ok...im sorry if this breaches copy rite laws or whatever and offends stephenie meyer and her family (umm...) and twilight and edward cullen fans...but yeah this is just my own personal view..imma actually not putting guns to the nations' head and saying u have to think about twilight exactly how I do..ok?? this is just what I think ^_^ and lani or hannah if you happen to be reading THIS...don't read any further..i dont want you peopl coming after me with a butcher knife :S
--and also theres spoilers so if you dont want to know what happens in the bok u'd better wait till AFTER u've read it.. uh yeah.
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This is just one thing I don't understand--> why has this so called phenomenom gripped so MANY WOMEN???? HUH? ok. its a girl and a vampire. kiss kiss smooch smooch. chuck in a vampire family, a baby girl, an evil vampire or two, a cliff, a few shape shifters or werewolves whatever and voila! A so called "AWESOME STORY"
pfft...oh please.
The only person I like in the book is ALICE. stephenie meyer, you should have ditched everything else and made a story around little old alice.
so YA. half my friends, mum, other peoples i know...obsessed.sucked in. brainwashed. being around them is like "rewdtgnynreutwilightuehdnturdmedwardcullenfgdueiohyvngd
imjwiebellarudhmruweodhmufreenesmeejmhjrfwejhmtfghdmvbnnewmoonhgdoudmvampire..." etc etc etc. ocd. people have all been diagnosed with obsessive cullen disorder..thres even a little charm hanging off my friends phone to prove it x_x
and on magazines. o.o seriouly can people not find anything else to read about?? what's wrong with obama? come on he's the PRESIDENT of USA...i know we're all australian yeah but STILL. at least he's HUMAN.
plus all you funny little girls with boyfriends hanging off your arms and worshipping the ground you walk on. how do you think they feel when all you talk about is how perfect edward cullen is?
and by the way, he isn't perfect. yeah sure he's good looking and uhh selfless and smart..but. come on. being around him would be like being around...i dunno.not a real person. okay, so he's not a real person (no duhh-fiction vampire) butone thing i noticed...he's so SERIOUS!!! pfft no sense of humour what so ever. but hmm i guess since he is doomed to be like a immortal being for a gaziilion years and always want to drink um blood (which by the way is another con) well yeah that probably why he's serious...but do you get what imma saying?
jacob--> EEEEUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. thats all i really have to say
alice--> woopee!!! =] best character ;)
bella--> pfft. selfish git.
carlisle and esme--> well there wasnt really so much abou them..
jasper; huh?
emmet--> meh
rosalie: barbie
renessme: cant spell it. what the heck shes like a vampman..or uh vamWOMAN..how bout vammpBABY?
and yeahh so on and so on.
also wanted to add that the vampires have SUCH and unfair advantage!! what happened to the stake and garlic?? no effectt at all -_-

yeahh well hereis a "contructive critiscm" of the books/movie. which by the way i only notcied when cam pointed it out to me--> they all have something to do wit the moon ^_^ which I dun get because they're vampires-not werewolves...not that this is gonna do much good since they've all been published/released alreadyy...oh well.
Twilight- This book is just all about bella and edward falling in love and then uhh some killer tracker vampire wants to kill bella. fight. end of story. i nearly fell asleep reading this. SOOOOO slow and so much pointless dialogue. this is definitely subjective to arguement but uhh-> borrrring and sooo sappy.
New Moon- The only thing worse about reading about edward and bella is reading abou bella and jacob. ew. not good. and the rest of it is just an improvised version of romeo juliet written in readable enlish.
Eclipse: Hmm. this one is pretty good actually. I LIKE THIS BOOK =] nice nice tick tick good work :) well i like most of it anyway. lol it still does have it weird parts hehe...
Breaking Dawn: This is just weird. SOOOooo twisted. Oh my gosh, seriously...i actually think there is something worse than bella and jacob and that is renesme and jacob. FOUUULLL x_x yaa well this movie is just gonna be like RxxxxxV for violance age 100000000+ suitable for (hmm might damage old peoples health) its going to be like bloody (as in lots of blod and gore) and...um pretty disturbing yeah. anyway. not a fan of this book.
twilight (the movie): it was ok.... i guess. at least it moved faster than the movie.

...well yeah. thats my little complaint muahaha. -_-
once again...sorry if you read it and now hate me. everyone does have different interests after all...