The Twilight Saga.
Edward Cullen, Bella Swan.
Meyer thinks she may have won
all of us over, got us hooked-
on this sad excuse for a book.
This “international phenomenon” has brainwashed the nation.
Or at least half of the world’s female population.
Well, maybe not. There are some now
that aren’t sucked in, and are wondering how
this series had got everyone gushing over the story
it’s not that great-does it really deserve all this glory?
Who wants to read the never ending ranting?
By Bella-about how Edward’s so enchanting?
What’s with him, anyway? What makes him stand
and make other males appear so bland?
That crooked smile, the copper hair
or his ‘vegetarian’ diet of lion and bear?
Edward Cullen; he’s supposedly perfect.
And beautiful-but last time I checked,
boys did not appreciate, girls blabbing on about
this fiction vampire-and why do they always shout
and scream, whenever his name is spoken?
Or because he’s not real, their hearts are broken?
So what-he’s “hot,” but did you consider too
that he’s basically a stalker-or is that alright with you?
Edward Cullen, get a life!
Even though Bella is your wife-
Since nineteen oh one, your life had no meaning
Then along Bella came-what? Are you dreaming?
Of all the girls, you had to choose
The whiny, wimpy, clingy goose.
What’s wrong with you? Is it messing with your head? (your anti-gravity hairstyle)
Or-most likely-were you, perhaps, becoming old and senile?
One hundred and eight years, is, after all, an awfully long time,
perhaps it’s started to affect your omniscient mind.
And as for Miss Isabella Swan
Why would she so gladly swap
Her human life for a vampire one?
Doesn’t she know-you can’t have any fun
When you’re constantly trying not to eat your friend
Where’s your common sense? This won’t be a happy end.
How much can you take? Can you read any more?
Or does all this talk make you sick to the core?
But that’s it for now. I don’t have enough time
to come up with another defamatory line.
Although, this was fun; but I find it confusing-
writing about something I hate turned out to be amusing
Not as boring, as I would have thought.
But I guess that’s what happens when you’re so caught
up in expressing you detestation of twilight
in a friendly poetic manner- without causing a fight
And if you didn’t get it-let me set this straight
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
The Twilight Saga
>:(-- And that, my friend, is an angry face. To show you my extreme distaste, for that pile of grovel We call Meyer’s “fantastic” novel.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Room
Aaaaah, I give up!
Always the same, over and over again, have to clean up the stupid room.
Well, yesterday started off the same as any other room-cleaning day starts, "Aaah, I'm going to clean up this whole crap yard completely, get it over and done with it, do it thoroughly and nEVER get myself stuck in this situation again!!!'
Well, I mean it worked. For like the first hour and a half... and then I got sick of it.
Back to the old 'stuff everything in the wardrobe and hope mum doesn't look in there trick'
And now I don't know where any of my clothes are, because they're hidden beneath a pile of...other stuff.
So, yeah. Now I have to survive another 3 weeks of trying to keep it semi-clean while waiting for the stupid Ikea bed to arrive-like....I've been sleeping on the floor for like a year now. And that's probably why I don't sleep well +_+ Feel like a zombie :)
SOSE test tmr....ug. Better do some study.
Oh right. On thursday my drink bottle leaked all over my bad. and most of my perfect sose notes (i never take notes except in sose and i kinda make them look nice) got SOAKED. I guess I just wasn't meant to take notes in the first place. Now I have to get a hairdryer and sort that mess out...so seeyous later
x.
Always the same, over and over again, have to clean up the stupid room.
Well, yesterday started off the same as any other room-cleaning day starts, "Aaah, I'm going to clean up this whole crap yard completely, get it over and done with it, do it thoroughly and nEVER get myself stuck in this situation again!!!'
Well, I mean it worked. For like the first hour and a half... and then I got sick of it.
Back to the old 'stuff everything in the wardrobe and hope mum doesn't look in there trick'
And now I don't know where any of my clothes are, because they're hidden beneath a pile of...other stuff.
So, yeah. Now I have to survive another 3 weeks of trying to keep it semi-clean while waiting for the stupid Ikea bed to arrive-like....I've been sleeping on the floor for like a year now. And that's probably why I don't sleep well +_+ Feel like a zombie :)
SOSE test tmr....ug. Better do some study.
Oh right. On thursday my drink bottle leaked all over my bad. and most of my perfect sose notes (i never take notes except in sose and i kinda make them look nice) got SOAKED. I guess I just wasn't meant to take notes in the first place. Now I have to get a hairdryer and sort that mess out...so seeyous later
x.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Thing that Have stuffed me up for a life (or at least a lot of it)
1. The ring incident- (1999)
(scroll down to read blog about the ring incident.)
Result: Never again can wear rings.
2. Beauty and the Beast; An enchanted Christmas- (1999)
Thanks to watching this movie when I was little, after seeing the evil organ (the keyboard/piano thingy) in this movie I was never right again. Seriously, that thing is SCARY. Well, was. It's eyes and mouth..*shivers*
Result: Had nightmares for weeks after seeing the movie. Could never hear the sound of organs again for a long time without going berserk. Even today, I still cringe when I hear organs. The noise they make is spooky enough on its own without a disturbing memory to go along with it.
3. Wii/ Wii Fit/ Pesky Siblings- (2009)
Not only is your weight displayed on the tv for the whole world (aka, Brothers and Sisters) to see, but only a couple of button presses away, ANYBODY can access the mii channel and edit your character.
I can't even count the amount of times emily and daniel have changed my mii into a male/suddenly make it gain excess weight/grow a shifu moutstache and beard/get grey hair/go BALD/etc etc etc.
The worst one was when it got turned to a male without me realizing and when i played rhythm boxing, there was my mii. Topless.
Like, I know it's graphics and all-just a game. But still. That thing represents me. can't have it parading around like that...
Result: Humiliation/Annoyance to the point of wanting to beat up said siblings but cannot for obvious reasons.
4. Sydney Opera House- (2007)
Once upon a time there was a trip called the Syney/Canberra. At the opera house, i dared emily to kiss it (it was filthy), so she did it. then she dared me back. because it looked so disgustingly rank, i got out my little pocket dettol and scrubbed it clean. then to get it over and done with, i leaned forward and tried to quickly get it over and done with.
Uh uh, not smart. What i thought was "quick" i actually ended up smashing my head into the house and sending my braces shooting through my mouth. There was a lot of blood and it wasn't pretty.
Result: Busted lip that refused to heal for months and an extremely anti-patriotic hate towards said Opera House <:(
Couldn't help noting that this is extremely similar to the monkey bar incident. just don't learn, do I?
5. The Monkey Bar Incident- (2000)
In pre primary, Tiana betted that I couldn't jump four bars. And i betted her that I could. So I tried.
Well I ended up jumping a lot more than four bars and smashed into the pole at the end.
Pain Pain Pain. And an added plus that mum was twenty minutes late to pick me up from school that day.
Result: A black eye (left) that STAYED black for MONTHS. i have photographic evidence that most of my five year old life was spent with a pirate patch bruise. and people wondered why emily always looked better in the photos.
Never been able to face up to monkey bars again.
6. Metal Wicket Inicident- (2005)
CENSORED.
Result- Let's just say that thanks to this, I can never ever play cricket again, and probably can't have kids either.
(scroll down to read blog about the ring incident.)
Result: Never again can wear rings.
2. Beauty and the Beast; An enchanted Christmas- (1999)
Thanks to watching this movie when I was little, after seeing the evil organ (the keyboard/piano thingy) in this movie I was never right again. Seriously, that thing is SCARY. Well, was. It's eyes and mouth..*shivers*
Result: Had nightmares for weeks after seeing the movie. Could never hear the sound of organs again for a long time without going berserk. Even today, I still cringe when I hear organs. The noise they make is spooky enough on its own without a disturbing memory to go along with it.
3. Wii/ Wii Fit/ Pesky Siblings- (2009)
Not only is your weight displayed on the tv for the whole world (aka, Brothers and Sisters) to see, but only a couple of button presses away, ANYBODY can access the mii channel and edit your character.
I can't even count the amount of times emily and daniel have changed my mii into a male/suddenly make it gain excess weight/grow a shifu moutstache and beard/get grey hair/go BALD/etc etc etc.
The worst one was when it got turned to a male without me realizing and when i played rhythm boxing, there was my mii. Topless.
Like, I know it's graphics and all-just a game. But still. That thing represents me. can't have it parading around like that...
Result: Humiliation/Annoyance to the point of wanting to beat up said siblings but cannot for obvious reasons.
4. Sydney Opera House- (2007)
Once upon a time there was a trip called the Syney/Canberra. At the opera house, i dared emily to kiss it (it was filthy), so she did it. then she dared me back. because it looked so disgustingly rank, i got out my little pocket dettol and scrubbed it clean. then to get it over and done with, i leaned forward and tried to quickly get it over and done with.
Uh uh, not smart. What i thought was "quick" i actually ended up smashing my head into the house and sending my braces shooting through my mouth. There was a lot of blood and it wasn't pretty.
Result: Busted lip that refused to heal for months and an extremely anti-patriotic hate towards said Opera House <:(
Couldn't help noting that this is extremely similar to the monkey bar incident. just don't learn, do I?
5. The Monkey Bar Incident- (2000)
In pre primary, Tiana betted that I couldn't jump four bars. And i betted her that I could. So I tried.
Well I ended up jumping a lot more than four bars and smashed into the pole at the end.
Pain Pain Pain. And an added plus that mum was twenty minutes late to pick me up from school that day.
Result: A black eye (left) that STAYED black for MONTHS. i have photographic evidence that most of my five year old life was spent with a pirate patch bruise. and people wondered why emily always looked better in the photos.
Never been able to face up to monkey bars again.
6. Metal Wicket Inicident- (2005)
CENSORED.
Result- Let's just say that thanks to this, I can never ever play cricket again, and probably can't have kids either.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Boo.
Hmm. I realize that I haven't actually posted in a while. I think over a month, but oh well. No one reads this blog anyways. I dnt know whys I bother updating at all but...one can always hope.
Just wanted to, erm, discuss certain topics because I really have nothing better to do (other than do homework +_+)
Drama. Drama. Drama. Shakespeare, right? If you want to feel sympathetic for me, look up Act 1 Scene 3 of Romeo and Juliet. And I'm playing the nurse. Not only is her part LONG and all "thee,, thou, thy, dost, hath....blah blah blah" it's actually pretty...sexual. Yeah, Yeah, ew. Shakespeare sure was one sick dude...
Ok, another thing is Blogspot. The writing looks so nice NOW when I'm creating the posts; it looks awesome; but when i post it, it doesn't look as nice anymores. =( it looks like Arial. what's this, times new roman? Ppl thinks it's weird but I really like times new roman. I use that font ALL the time, it's like i go onto words, click non spacing, then change font to times new roman and size ten. I do it without thinking really, and apparently that's not normal. I also get kind of annoyed when other people DON'T do this (which they usually don't) but....mmmm, yeah. prefer books to be written in size ten times new roman, of possible, haha. i'm gunna try changing font to tnr and see what happens.
Umm, what else? Oh ya. RINGS. I don't know if anyone noticed but I like never wear rings. Well, i did wear that watch thing becca gave me from singapore but only for a while before it pinched my finger and i got ring-phobia again. I reall seriously do think i have ring-phobia.
The story starts off when I'm three right, and i discover this really small plastic bottle top part and it fits perfectly on my finger. Ladeedadeeda, here's three year old me prancing around with a plasticky thing on my finger, pretending it's a ring.
Andd, then I lost it in the car, somehow.
A year later (woop, I've been upped to age four) i re-found it again, in the car. Wow wow wee, so excited "MY RING!-" and i specifically remember actually saying that. or something like it. then i put it back on my finger. stupid stupid me.
My finger probably grew and that year, so when I put it on, it wouldn't come off.
Not when i tried tugging it or biting it; nothing.
And it soooo tight that the circulation was slowly being cut off, uhhh ohhh.
Well my nana took me to the toilets to try get soap and water to try slide it off. Which was a good idea, but it was on too tight for that to work. So we really didn't know what to do. And my finger was going numb and turning kind of purplish blueish.
Eventually, to cut a long story short. My uncle Reg had to cut it off with a swiss army knife.
I remember sitting there pretty terrified that he was intending to cut off my whole finger. Well he didn't, and once i got it off and could start moving my finger i was all "neeeever again!!"
+_+ and there you have it, the reason I dnt wear rings. +_+
Pretty lame really.
Ohh, I just discovered that this font is Georgia. which is completely hypocrytic because i like it better than tnr. OH well.....maybe that's just for blogging, right?
And INSTANT NOODLES.
LOVE THEM. Always have, always will.
Instant Noodle count:
Saturday 6/6/2009-Lunch-Teryaki Chicken Flavour
Tuesday 9/6/2009-Afternoon Tea-""Tomotsu??" (I think) Flavour
And yes. Bored, bored, bored. Nows better get back to that stinking pile of homework.
Ahhhs, byes people
x.
Just wanted to, erm, discuss certain topics because I really have nothing better to do (other than do homework +_+)
Drama. Drama. Drama. Shakespeare, right? If you want to feel sympathetic for me, look up Act 1 Scene 3 of Romeo and Juliet. And I'm playing the nurse. Not only is her part LONG and all "thee,, thou, thy, dost, hath....blah blah blah" it's actually pretty...sexual. Yeah, Yeah, ew. Shakespeare sure was one sick dude...
Ok, another thing is Blogspot. The writing looks so nice NOW when I'm creating the posts; it looks awesome; but when i post it, it doesn't look as nice anymores. =( it looks like Arial. what's this, times new roman? Ppl thinks it's weird but I really like times new roman. I use that font ALL the time, it's like i go onto words, click non spacing, then change font to times new roman and size ten. I do it without thinking really, and apparently that's not normal. I also get kind of annoyed when other people DON'T do this (which they usually don't) but....mmmm, yeah. prefer books to be written in size ten times new roman, of possible, haha. i'm gunna try changing font to tnr and see what happens.
Umm, what else? Oh ya. RINGS. I don't know if anyone noticed but I like never wear rings. Well, i did wear that watch thing becca gave me from singapore but only for a while before it pinched my finger and i got ring-phobia again. I reall seriously do think i have ring-phobia.
The story starts off when I'm three right, and i discover this really small plastic bottle top part and it fits perfectly on my finger. Ladeedadeeda, here's three year old me prancing around with a plasticky thing on my finger, pretending it's a ring.
Andd, then I lost it in the car, somehow.
A year later (woop, I've been upped to age four) i re-found it again, in the car. Wow wow wee, so excited "MY RING!-" and i specifically remember actually saying that. or something like it. then i put it back on my finger. stupid stupid me.
My finger probably grew and that year, so when I put it on, it wouldn't come off.
Not when i tried tugging it or biting it; nothing.
And it soooo tight that the circulation was slowly being cut off, uhhh ohhh.
Well my nana took me to the toilets to try get soap and water to try slide it off. Which was a good idea, but it was on too tight for that to work. So we really didn't know what to do. And my finger was going numb and turning kind of purplish blueish.
Eventually, to cut a long story short. My uncle Reg had to cut it off with a swiss army knife.
I remember sitting there pretty terrified that he was intending to cut off my whole finger. Well he didn't, and once i got it off and could start moving my finger i was all "neeeever again!!"
+_+ and there you have it, the reason I dnt wear rings. +_+
Pretty lame really.
Ohh, I just discovered that this font is Georgia. which is completely hypocrytic because i like it better than tnr. OH well.....maybe that's just for blogging, right?
And INSTANT NOODLES.
LOVE THEM. Always have, always will.
Instant Noodle count:
Saturday 6/6/2009-Lunch-Teryaki Chicken Flavour
Tuesday 9/6/2009-Afternoon Tea-""Tomotsu??" (I think) Flavour
And yes. Bored, bored, bored. Nows better get back to that stinking pile of homework.
Ahhhs, byes people
x.
Friday, May 01, 2009
Whoopa It's a new month!
Today is may the first. YAY, that means my birthday is in 15 days :]
So....now I have something to look forward to...
So what to talk about;
Firstly, the cat that keeps coming round to my house. This cat is skinny, has medium fur and is black and white. as far as i can tell it has no collar. right, so everytime this cat comes over it gets into this big cat fight with my cat, and leo (my cat) wins ALL THE TIME. it's REALLY fustrating for all of us, because
(a). Leo could contract diseases from attacking the other cat
(b). The cats are so LOUD when they fight
(c). Even if we keep leo inside he still yowls everytime the other cat comes close to our house and he can see him
And basically this is so harsh on leo. seriously, he's an OLD cat. like the human equivalent of 70years plus, and you just don't pick gifhts with a 70yr old...cat or whatever. that's just not nice.
For two nights in a row I've had to run out with a water pistol to chase away the other cat. yeahh, well im not exactly an evil person so im not gonna ditch knives at it, although I AM sonsidering something like...i dunno, fireworks..? meheheheh
so basically a note to
THE OWNER (if any) OF THE CAT: Get your cat off our property, seriously!!! It's for your own good (and the cat's own good). this cat is just a pain. nobody can concentrate on anything. so hurry up!!
THE CAT: you moronic animal, why do you keep coming back when you're either gonna get blasted with the water pistol or beaten up by an ancient cat??? go and pick on someone your own size, there's a billion pets aound here, go beat up the dog next door or something, just LEAVE LEO ALONE! if you're not gone by sunday, I swear I'm gonna stuff arsenic down your mouth or something...so you'd better watch out.
So all in all, nobody's happy till this stupid cat is gone. Leo's not happy. We're not happy. The cat's certainly can't be happy unless it has some kind of brain damage/mental issues (come to think of it, maybe that's why it keeps coming back). and the neighbours probably aren't happy either. seriously how can you sleep when all you can here is YYYYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
So get lost cat. go terrorise the pigs or something. just go. we don't want you (no offence.)
Shotputs:
Up until wednesday, i always thought a shotput was this stocking with a handle stuffed with socks and various other objects that weighed about 200g
well, i was wrong.
very wrong.
apprently it is a 3kg ball which will dislocate your elbow or shoulder if you attempt to throw it like a tennis ball.
interesting...this looks like a good way to get out of dancing...bahaha ^_^
aNd JuSt 2 annOY oUr LuvLY engLISH teaCHer: 2 ppl were talking,
"i like 2 watch bbf alot'! said cyndi
'no way me 2" becca shouted
"yoon jIhOO is HOT' said faith
'uh no song woobin is much Cooler" objected sarah
"but i like Bad Boys' said jang.
bahahaha. sorry about that.. -_-
So....now I have something to look forward to...
So what to talk about;
Firstly, the cat that keeps coming round to my house. This cat is skinny, has medium fur and is black and white. as far as i can tell it has no collar. right, so everytime this cat comes over it gets into this big cat fight with my cat, and leo (my cat) wins ALL THE TIME. it's REALLY fustrating for all of us, because
(a). Leo could contract diseases from attacking the other cat
(b). The cats are so LOUD when they fight
(c). Even if we keep leo inside he still yowls everytime the other cat comes close to our house and he can see him
And basically this is so harsh on leo. seriously, he's an OLD cat. like the human equivalent of 70years plus, and you just don't pick gifhts with a 70yr old...cat or whatever. that's just not nice.
For two nights in a row I've had to run out with a water pistol to chase away the other cat. yeahh, well im not exactly an evil person so im not gonna ditch knives at it, although I AM sonsidering something like...i dunno, fireworks..? meheheheh
so basically a note to
THE OWNER (if any) OF THE CAT: Get your cat off our property, seriously!!! It's for your own good (and the cat's own good). this cat is just a pain. nobody can concentrate on anything. so hurry up!!
THE CAT: you moronic animal, why do you keep coming back when you're either gonna get blasted with the water pistol or beaten up by an ancient cat??? go and pick on someone your own size, there's a billion pets aound here, go beat up the dog next door or something, just LEAVE LEO ALONE! if you're not gone by sunday, I swear I'm gonna stuff arsenic down your mouth or something...so you'd better watch out.
So all in all, nobody's happy till this stupid cat is gone. Leo's not happy. We're not happy. The cat's certainly can't be happy unless it has some kind of brain damage/mental issues (come to think of it, maybe that's why it keeps coming back). and the neighbours probably aren't happy either. seriously how can you sleep when all you can here is YYYYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
So get lost cat. go terrorise the pigs or something. just go. we don't want you (no offence.)
Shotputs:
Up until wednesday, i always thought a shotput was this stocking with a handle stuffed with socks and various other objects that weighed about 200g
well, i was wrong.
very wrong.
apprently it is a 3kg ball which will dislocate your elbow or shoulder if you attempt to throw it like a tennis ball.
interesting...this looks like a good way to get out of dancing...bahaha ^_^
aNd JuSt 2 annOY oUr LuvLY engLISH teaCHer: 2 ppl were talking,
"i like 2 watch bbf alot'! said cyndi
'no way me 2" becca shouted
"yoon jIhOO is HOT' said faith
'uh no song woobin is much Cooler" objected sarah
"but i like Bad Boys' said jang.
bahahaha. sorry about that.. -_-
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Boys Before Flowers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAarrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, usually i dont go high on tv shows. but i LOOOOOOOVE this one.
ok. so its in korean, with dodgy english subs, the discussions are annoying, the acting is kinda crappy, the show is way to predictably, some parts i dun get, some parts are just WEIRD.....but its the BEST THING EVER.
but im not telling you to go watch it or anything.....haha you probably wont get it unless ur azn...heheheh and if ur azn you've probably already watched it so yaaaa....this is kind of pointless, no? :/
F4<3F4<3 Gee, im like not in love with them or anything lol. theyrrre jus awesome :) [cept our nxt version is gunna be much betterer of course ***winkwinkhintnudgeenudge**]
haaaaaa woobin is awesome ;)
gu jun pyo: "please, woobin..break my arm :)"
HAAAAahhahahahahahahahahha ^_^
sorry, today i kind of feel socially weird....anway, g2g go and watch...3 more episodes to go!!!
You know, usually i dont go high on tv shows. but i LOOOOOOOVE this one.
ok. so its in korean, with dodgy english subs, the discussions are annoying, the acting is kinda crappy, the show is way to predictably, some parts i dun get, some parts are just WEIRD.....but its the BEST THING EVER.
but im not telling you to go watch it or anything.....haha you probably wont get it unless ur azn...heheheh and if ur azn you've probably already watched it so yaaaa....this is kind of pointless, no? :/
F4<3F4<3 Gee, im like not in love with them or anything lol. theyrrre jus awesome :) [cept our nxt version is gunna be much betterer of course ***winkwinkhintnudgeenudge**]
haaaaaa woobin is awesome ;)
gu jun pyo: "please, woobin..break my arm :)"
HAAAAahhahahahahahahahahha ^_^
sorry, today i kind of feel socially weird....anway, g2g go and watch...3 more episodes to go!!!
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Contacts le IMPOSSIBLE
Soooooo yes i finally got contacts atr7 yearsof glasses..and let me tell you, they are THE BEST!!!
ok...so obviously not at first right...haaaaha listen to how the "firsts" went:
"FIRST time taking them OUT"
Date: Monday 30th March 2009
Location: Bayswater Waves, Girls Changing Rooms
Time: 6:Something pm
Situation: Standing infront of a mirror tryig to poke my eyeballs while a whole changeroomful of people are going like "....what the....?"
Sound effects: "AAAAaaaaarggggh" "NoooOOOOooo" "Daaaaamn I cant get the stupid thing OUT" "OUCH!!OWOUCW~~~" "i CAAAAaaaaant do it!!"
Time taken: haaaaaha. like fifteen minutes or so ;)
"FIRST time putting them IN"
Date: Tuesday 31st March 2009
Location: Home, In the bathroom
Time: 7:30am
Situation: Looking incredibly stupid with a little plastic thing trying (unsuccessfully) to get it into mii eyeball...and getting left eye in a few minutes but taking AAAaaages with the right because i migt have accidentally flipped the lens inside out..**woops**
Sound effects: "DAAAAAmn it i cant get it in!!!!!!!!!" "AAAAaaraaargggh it FELL OUT AAGAIN!!" this is SSSOOOOOooooooOOO ANNOYING" "bummmemmmr""nooooOOO" "its NOoooot working!!!"
Time taken: ermmm a little bit less han half an hour.
as you can see, it hasnt really done much for my self esteem....
BUT, overall it is AWESOMMMMME!!! :)
dont worry second try was MUCHHHH easier (:
ok...so obviously not at first right...haaaaha listen to how the "firsts" went:
"FIRST time taking them OUT"
Date: Monday 30th March 2009
Location: Bayswater Waves, Girls Changing Rooms
Time: 6:Something pm
Situation: Standing infront of a mirror tryig to poke my eyeballs while a whole changeroomful of people are going like "....what the....?"
Sound effects: "AAAAaaaaarggggh" "NoooOOOOooo" "Daaaaamn I cant get the stupid thing OUT" "OUCH!!OWOUCW~~~" "i CAAAAaaaaant do it!!"
Time taken: haaaaaha. like fifteen minutes or so ;)
"FIRST time putting them IN"
Date: Tuesday 31st March 2009
Location: Home, In the bathroom
Time: 7:30am
Situation: Looking incredibly stupid with a little plastic thing trying (unsuccessfully) to get it into mii eyeball...and getting left eye in a few minutes but taking AAAaaages with the right because i migt have accidentally flipped the lens inside out..**woops**
Sound effects: "DAAAAAmn it i cant get it in!!!!!!!!!" "AAAAaaraaargggh it FELL OUT AAGAIN!!" this is SSSOOOOOooooooOOO ANNOYING" "bummmemmmr""nooooOOO" "its NOoooot working!!!"
Time taken: ermmm a little bit less han half an hour.
as you can see, it hasnt really done much for my self esteem....
BUT, overall it is AWESOMMMMME!!! :)
dont worry second try was MUCHHHH easier (:
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Stupid Vampires
You know...Twilight has not only become the "global gossiping ultimate awesome thing ever!! oh my gosh you sooooo have to see this he's sooooo cute..etc.etc." it had RUINED my life. it's ruined my life so much I have to blog about it TWICE. scroll down (riiiiiiight down to february somewhere),,, and then read the apology/caution statement first because I dunno can you go to jail for insulting someone else's copyright (c) book/movie/yeah yeah....etc.?
yaa, well friday night, my friend's mum gives my mum a dvd that some one or other at work downloaded off the net and gave it to her.ooooh, guess what it was? "TWILIGHT!!!" and she gets all excited you know (my mum, i mean) because it's like almost dvd quality and not those crappy ones you get when ppl film in cinemas.
and then once we get home she wants to watch it. so my brother spend ages trying to plug the playstation in (there's something very wrong with our powerpoint behind the tv with something to do with the plug behiind the wall so we can only play playstation/wii/watch a dvd one at a time-well duh-but only one can be plugged in at a time) and...it doesnt work...^_^ so me and daniel are like "hHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA mum twilight SUCKS!" and she was all mad that it didn't work... so then she tries it on the dvd player (we had to replug the whole thing again) doesnt work....so im like hahahahha bye mum i'm going to bed (no actually i was going to go onto my laptop d go hack neighbours network-haha not, i had to do some more drama homeork -_-) and just as i was going upthe stairs she was like "NOT-SO-FAST" can you guess what she wanted. of course, she wanted to watch it ON MY LAPTOP!!!!! i was so mad it wasnt funny, but then i could hardly say "sorry mum, i needto do my homework until midnight (no, only planning to go until ten) can we arrane something here?" so no.....i got it out for her and stuck in the stupid dvd and opened up windows media player......
ayyyye you know when you play asong on there and whe it doesnt have the album artwork, it only shows that blue music note? yeahh...well thats what hppened... HAHAHA!!! the sound was working but there was only that wmp blue note.....me and my broter were like rofl. you know that part at the very beginning when bella's taingbout how she neve thnks bout dying and then that bit when edward runnin after the deer ting in the forest? yeah wel we could hear it but not see it and then me and daniel were runnng around pretending to be vampires and biting each other lol wen that music came up xD mum got soooooo mad and she ket going "why isnt this working?????!!!!" and im like "ohh sorry mum, my laptop hates twilight xD"
so i take my lapop up going yessssss mae i can stll do my homework. and the i go to bed. fve minutes later i hear this maniacal laughing coming from the other side of the wall....and i was like "what now???" well of course it my mum laughing like a crazy person (my bedroom is like behind her bathroom i think) and then said she wanted to see if it would work on the computer...-_- i had a feeling she would keep going until something would play the stupid dvd even if she had to stick it in the toaster...
so we put it on te computer. it works. shame, by now its alreadke 9:30 and i cant do my homework otherwise she will hear the typing (computer room is right next to my room) so now i have to bed -_-
then she wanted to use my hello kitty cushion to put on the chair.(its one of thoe curved ones you put between your back ad the hard chair) and i wante to go "noooooooooo you cant use my hello kitty cushion to watch your stupid twilight movi" but of course i culdnt because she's my mum....so i was like"yes mum..." and then after wards i tried to go to sleep but i could because i could hear mym mum crunchng on chips, sipping cofee, moving the chair around....AAAAARGGGHHHH so much noise!!!!!!!!!! worst night ever....
stupid twilight.
why, oh why, stephenie meyer????????!!!!!!
yaa, well friday night, my friend's mum gives my mum a dvd that some one or other at work downloaded off the net and gave it to her.ooooh, guess what it was? "TWILIGHT!!!" and she gets all excited you know (my mum, i mean) because it's like almost dvd quality and not those crappy ones you get when ppl film in cinemas.
and then once we get home she wants to watch it. so my brother spend ages trying to plug the playstation in (there's something very wrong with our powerpoint behind the tv with something to do with the plug behiind the wall so we can only play playstation/wii/watch a dvd one at a time-well duh-but only one can be plugged in at a time) and...it doesnt work...^_^ so me and daniel are like "hHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA mum twilight SUCKS!" and she was all mad that it didn't work... so then she tries it on the dvd player (we had to replug the whole thing again) doesnt work....so im like hahahahha bye mum i'm going to bed (no actually i was going to go onto my laptop d go hack neighbours network-haha not, i had to do some more drama homeork -_-) and just as i was going upthe stairs she was like "NOT-SO-FAST" can you guess what she wanted. of course, she wanted to watch it ON MY LAPTOP!!!!! i was so mad it wasnt funny, but then i could hardly say "sorry mum, i needto do my homework until midnight (no, only planning to go until ten) can we arrane something here?" so no.....i got it out for her and stuck in the stupid dvd and opened up windows media player......
ayyyye you know when you play asong on there and whe it doesnt have the album artwork, it only shows that blue music note? yeahh...well thats what hppened... HAHAHA!!! the sound was working but there was only that wmp blue note.....me and my broter were like rofl. you know that part at the very beginning when bella's taingbout how she neve thnks bout dying and then that bit when edward runnin after the deer ting in the forest? yeah wel we could hear it but not see it and then me and daniel were runnng around pretending to be vampires and biting each other lol wen that music came up xD mum got soooooo mad and she ket going "why isnt this working?????!!!!" and im like "ohh sorry mum, my laptop hates twilight xD"
so i take my lapop up going yessssss mae i can stll do my homework. and the i go to bed. fve minutes later i hear this maniacal laughing coming from the other side of the wall....and i was like "what now???" well of course it my mum laughing like a crazy person (my bedroom is like behind her bathroom i think) and then said she wanted to see if it would work on the computer...-_- i had a feeling she would keep going until something would play the stupid dvd even if she had to stick it in the toaster...
so we put it on te computer. it works. shame, by now its alreadke 9:30 and i cant do my homework otherwise she will hear the typing (computer room is right next to my room) so now i have to bed -_-
then she wanted to use my hello kitty cushion to put on the chair.(its one of thoe curved ones you put between your back ad the hard chair) and i wante to go "noooooooooo you cant use my hello kitty cushion to watch your stupid twilight movi" but of course i culdnt because she's my mum....so i was like"yes mum..." and then after wards i tried to go to sleep but i could because i could hear mym mum crunchng on chips, sipping cofee, moving the chair around....AAAAARGGGHHHH so much noise!!!!!!!!!! worst night ever....
stupid twilight.
why, oh why, stephenie meyer????????!!!!!!
Saturday, March 07, 2009
Oh Dearest Blog, I love you
The title is kind of munted. I'm not sure what got into me. well yeah was just reading kat denning's blog and then I was like '...i feel like blogging' i was actually going more into my own personal life. not really. i mean i could share my homework with everyone. i'm sure you'd all be thrilled. so
1. Drama script: I write a lot of scripts. not because i'm good at it, on the contrary I think i actually suck and write boring much too long unfunny scripts but yet, people always just make assumptions that i'm going to do it. I mean, not that i mind that...somebodys gotta do it after all, its just very difficult. huh, i used to think i was good at writing scripts but really, it's just that im good at writing palm cards which i'm too lazy to cut up. well, maybe not. but thats just the way i like to look at it.
2. Art Still Life: blllaaaaah, this was due last week but since i was getting my eyes checked for toxicamonic diseases (no, i was just confirming conacts n stuff) i missed art. what i have done so far, waiting for Becky, violin teacher, to come sucks. the pear/pumpkin/whatever it is doesnt look like its suppose to. SO FRUSTATING!!!
Ohhh and I found the perfect pair of glasses yesterday at dinella shopping plaza, and they'll be ready next week, or maybe the week after. the woman said 5-7 working days, but you can always count on people to be 5-7 working days late. anywaiz, they're dark red but the only thing i find weird about em is the sides look like thhey're holey. not holy, HOLEY. like a big fat gap. apprently thats they style but it still looks funny -_- hhhhaaaaa well, i still love them ;) guess i'll be wearing them soon at school, and stuff. O.O unfortunately they're exceedingly expensive as all glasses are (no cyndi and jang, buying them in hong kong and korea for a dollar doesnt count-im talking about aussie products which i know you say sucks. well it IS expensive but doesnt it cost more to fly opver there un less you incorporate it in an already planned holday then you're wasting money, but since i never go there anyway it would be pointless....ahh now im just confusing myself) well, mum just said to consider it as a birthday present. =)
also, imma getting contacts. soon. dont ask how soon, i still dont know. this is going to be strange poking things into my eyes on a regular basis...*shiverr* well these are the ground rules. i'll eveen put them here so i dont forget:
1. make sure hands are clean before taking them out/putting them in
2. don't don't don't DON'T sleep with them still in your eyes
3. ohhh bum (ha, im still allowed to use kim bum's name in vain, since he's only a good old normal human, so BUM). i've forgotten it. im think it was, only wear them for one day. ditto, i'll have to ask harmony, i guess she's the expert. or maybe faith. or maybe lurika, or kristiana, hmmm who else wears contacts??
yeshhh well anywaym time to go back to my drama homework (( dang it x_x))
1. Drama script: I write a lot of scripts. not because i'm good at it, on the contrary I think i actually suck and write boring much too long unfunny scripts but yet, people always just make assumptions that i'm going to do it. I mean, not that i mind that...somebodys gotta do it after all, its just very difficult. huh, i used to think i was good at writing scripts but really, it's just that im good at writing palm cards which i'm too lazy to cut up. well, maybe not. but thats just the way i like to look at it.
2. Art Still Life: blllaaaaah, this was due last week but since i was getting my eyes checked for toxicamonic diseases (no, i was just confirming conacts n stuff) i missed art. what i have done so far, waiting for Becky, violin teacher, to come sucks. the pear/pumpkin/whatever it is doesnt look like its suppose to. SO FRUSTATING!!!
Ohhh and I found the perfect pair of glasses yesterday at dinella shopping plaza, and they'll be ready next week, or maybe the week after. the woman said 5-7 working days, but you can always count on people to be 5-7 working days late. anywaiz, they're dark red but the only thing i find weird about em is the sides look like thhey're holey. not holy, HOLEY. like a big fat gap. apprently thats they style but it still looks funny -_- hhhhaaaaa well, i still love them ;) guess i'll be wearing them soon at school, and stuff. O.O unfortunately they're exceedingly expensive as all glasses are (no cyndi and jang, buying them in hong kong and korea for a dollar doesnt count-im talking about aussie products which i know you say sucks. well it IS expensive but doesnt it cost more to fly opver there un less you incorporate it in an already planned holday then you're wasting money, but since i never go there anyway it would be pointless....ahh now im just confusing myself) well, mum just said to consider it as a birthday present. =)
also, imma getting contacts. soon. dont ask how soon, i still dont know. this is going to be strange poking things into my eyes on a regular basis...*shiverr* well these are the ground rules. i'll eveen put them here so i dont forget:
1. make sure hands are clean before taking them out/putting them in
2. don't don't don't DON'T sleep with them still in your eyes
3. ohhh bum (ha, im still allowed to use kim bum's name in vain, since he's only a good old normal human, so BUM). i've forgotten it. im think it was, only wear them for one day. ditto, i'll have to ask harmony, i guess she's the expert. or maybe faith. or maybe lurika, or kristiana, hmmm who else wears contacts??
yeshhh well anywaym time to go back to my drama homework (( dang it x_x))
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Blah Blah's of Sunday the 1st March 2009
1. 9:53am-Cyndi Offline
This is so terrible :'(
It may seem incredibly selfish but you have NO idea how unhappy I am that you're internet life is over, at least until july...
it feels like someone..or at least SOMETHING has died.
now i dont talk much on msn
who's gonna read my blog?
who's gonna share soompi forums wth me?
AAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaarghhhh!!! x_x
I know it's the first day of March but I miss the online cyndi so much already :'(
2. 9:58am-Boys Before Flowers
Cyndi and Jang you were right. =O this show is AWESOME!!! I watched episode one and a bit of episode two...up to the bit when they're talking about ji hoon's past...@_@
But umm, whazz with Kim Bum's earrings?
lol i love jan di..thats right kick those F4's asses =D
3. 9:59am-Greenpeace
So....i'm doing my english speech on greenpeace.finished about 15 mins ago I think it's a bit long and also sounds a bit like imma having a go at everyone for not caring about the environment..x_x oh well. anywayz i said in the speech to advertise green peace in your myspace/site/blog/whatevs so:
well i hoped that worked since its supposed to be a greenpeace banner and the copy and ctrl V didnt work so i had to TYPE half of that, luckily its only short...-_-
4. 10:04am-Com Keyboard
Its broken and its so annoying.
you cant even type the password in at the beginning so you cant even LOG ON!
well sometimes you can..after pushing thered button for 20 mins it kinda works... -_-
it really does suck.
This is so terrible :'(
It may seem incredibly selfish but you have NO idea how unhappy I am that you're internet life is over, at least until july...
it feels like someone..or at least SOMETHING has died.
now i dont talk much on msn
who's gonna read my blog?
who's gonna share soompi forums wth me?
AAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaarghhhh!!! x_x
I know it's the first day of March but I miss the online cyndi so much already :'(
2. 9:58am-Boys Before Flowers
Cyndi and Jang you were right. =O this show is AWESOME!!! I watched episode one and a bit of episode two...up to the bit when they're talking about ji hoon's past...@_@
But umm, whazz with Kim Bum's earrings?
lol i love jan di..thats right kick those F4's asses =D
3. 9:59am-Greenpeace
So....i'm doing my english speech on greenpeace.finished about 15 mins ago I think it's a bit long and also sounds a bit like imma having a go at everyone for not caring about the environment..x_x oh well. anywayz i said in the speech to advertise green peace in your myspace/site/blog/whatevs so:
well i hoped that worked since its supposed to be a greenpeace banner and the copy and ctrl V didnt work so i had to TYPE half of that, luckily its only short...-_-
4. 10:04am-Com Keyboard
Its broken and its so annoying.
you cant even type the password in at the beginning so you cant even LOG ON!
well sometimes you can..after pushing thered button for 20 mins it kinda works... -_-
it really does suck.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Blah Blah's of Sunday the 22nd February 2009
1. 5:08pm-Today's Date
First of all, today is Emily's 14th Birthday, SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY! I know that she doesn't read this blog (yet...) but I'll say happy b'day anyway =]
2. 5:11pm-Ginger Bread Men
These are officially my favourite food =] Yum Yum Yum. today we found a whole heap of slightly stle but edible gingerbreadmen left over from Christmas :) YUM! anyway. this.is.how.you.eat.a.giner.bread.man.
-First you break off the RIGHT leg and eat it. It has to be the right leg because most things are right handed/legged so it cant run away (have you never heard the gingerbread man story) ths is lame but do it anyway.
-Then you take off one of the buttons. if ur gingerbread man doesnt have buttons then its a con and not a real but dw. skip this step then.
-then you eat the other leg.
-then the arms
-then the body
-then the head.
TA-DA!
3. 5:45pm-pc4pc
It happens so much on myspace. it's EVERYWHERE! on ppls profiles, in their blogs, bulletins and updates. WHY WHY WHY?? why is everyone begging everyone else for picture comments? ppl, everyone likes to be told they are beautiful...but doesn't begging people to say it kinda take the point out of it? I dont have anything against people who DO grovel for picture comments...I just think it's sort of weird...thats all -_-
First of all, today is Emily's 14th Birthday, SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY! I know that she doesn't read this blog (yet...) but I'll say happy b'day anyway =]
2. 5:11pm-Ginger Bread Men
These are officially my favourite food =] Yum Yum Yum. today we found a whole heap of slightly stle but edible gingerbreadmen left over from Christmas :) YUM! anyway. this.is.how.you.eat.a.giner.bread.man.
-First you break off the RIGHT leg and eat it. It has to be the right leg because most things are right handed/legged so it cant run away (have you never heard the gingerbread man story) ths is lame but do it anyway.
-Then you take off one of the buttons. if ur gingerbread man doesnt have buttons then its a con and not a real but dw. skip this step then.
-then you eat the other leg.
-then the arms
-then the body
-then the head.
TA-DA!
3. 5:45pm-pc4pc
It happens so much on myspace. it's EVERYWHERE! on ppls profiles, in their blogs, bulletins and updates. WHY WHY WHY?? why is everyone begging everyone else for picture comments? ppl, everyone likes to be told they are beautiful...but doesn't begging people to say it kinda take the point out of it? I dont have anything against people who DO grovel for picture comments...I just think it's sort of weird...thats all -_-
Sir Sucker Cullen
**Caution**
The following is a (duh) blog on why I think twilight...well why I dont particularly like it
Ok...im sorry if this breaches copy rite laws or whatever and offends stephenie meyer and her family (umm...) and twilight and edward cullen fans...but yeah this is just my own personal view..imma actually not putting guns to the nations' head and saying u have to think about twilight exactly how I do..ok?? this is just what I think ^_^ and lani or hannah if you happen to be reading THIS...don't read any further..i dont want you peopl coming after me with a butcher knife :S
--and also theres spoilers so if you dont want to know what happens in the bok u'd better wait till AFTER u've read it.. uh yeah.
***
This is just one thing I don't understand--> why has this so called phenomenom gripped so MANY WOMEN???? HUH? ok. its a girl and a vampire. kiss kiss smooch smooch. chuck in a vampire family, a baby girl, an evil vampire or two, a cliff, a few shape shifters or werewolves whatever and voila! A so called "AWESOME STORY"
pfft...oh please.
The only person I like in the book is ALICE. stephenie meyer, you should have ditched everything else and made a story around little old alice.
so YA. half my friends, mum, other peoples i know...obsessed.sucked in. brainwashed. being around them is like "rewdtgnynreutwilightuehdnturdmedwardcullenfgdueiohyvngd
imjwiebellarudhmruweodhmufreenesmeejmhjrfwejhmtfghdmvbnnewmoonhgdoudmvampire..." etc etc etc. ocd. people have all been diagnosed with obsessive cullen disorder..thres even a little charm hanging off my friends phone to prove it x_x
and on magazines. o.o seriouly can people not find anything else to read about?? what's wrong with obama? come on he's the PRESIDENT of USA...i know we're all australian yeah but STILL. at least he's HUMAN.
plus all you funny little girls with boyfriends hanging off your arms and worshipping the ground you walk on. how do you think they feel when all you talk about is how perfect edward cullen is?
and by the way, he isn't perfect. yeah sure he's good looking and uhh selfless and smart..but. come on. being around him would be like being around...i dunno.not a real person. okay, so he's not a real person (no duhh-fiction vampire) butone thing i noticed...he's so SERIOUS!!! pfft no sense of humour what so ever. but hmm i guess since he is doomed to be like a immortal being for a gaziilion years and always want to drink um blood (which by the way is another con) well yeah that probably why he's serious...but do you get what imma saying?
jacob--> EEEEUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. thats all i really have to say
alice--> woopee!!! =] best character ;)
bella--> pfft. selfish git.
carlisle and esme--> well there wasnt really so much abou them..
jasper; huh?
emmet--> meh
rosalie: barbie
renessme: cant spell it. what the heck shes like a vampman..or uh vamWOMAN..how bout vammpBABY?
and yeahh so on and so on.
also wanted to add that the vampires have SUCH and unfair advantage!! what happened to the stake and garlic?? no effectt at all -_-
yeahh well hereis a "contructive critiscm" of the books/movie. which by the way i only notcied when cam pointed it out to me--> they all have something to do wit the moon ^_^ which I dun get because they're vampires-not werewolves...not that this is gonna do much good since they've all been published/released alreadyy...oh well.
Twilight- This book is just all about bella and edward falling in love and then uhh some killer tracker vampire wants to kill bella. fight. end of story. i nearly fell asleep reading this. SOOOOO slow and so much pointless dialogue. this is definitely subjective to arguement but uhh-> borrrring and sooo sappy.
New Moon- The only thing worse about reading about edward and bella is reading abou bella and jacob. ew. not good. and the rest of it is just an improvised version of romeo juliet written in readable enlish.
Eclipse: Hmm. this one is pretty good actually. I LIKE THIS BOOK =] nice nice tick tick good work :) well i like most of it anyway. lol it still does have it weird parts hehe...
Breaking Dawn: This is just weird. SOOOooo twisted. Oh my gosh, seriously...i actually think there is something worse than bella and jacob and that is renesme and jacob. FOUUULLL x_x yaa well this movie is just gonna be like RxxxxxV for violance age 100000000+ suitable for (hmm might damage old peoples health) its going to be like bloody (as in lots of blod and gore) and...um pretty disturbing yeah. anyway. not a fan of this book.
twilight (the movie): it was ok.... i guess. at least it moved faster than the movie.
...well yeah. thats my little complaint muahaha. -_-
once again...sorry if you read it and now hate me. everyone does have different interests after all...
The following is a (duh) blog on why I think twilight...well why I dont particularly like it
Ok...im sorry if this breaches copy rite laws or whatever and offends stephenie meyer and her family (umm...) and twilight and edward cullen fans...but yeah this is just my own personal view..imma actually not putting guns to the nations' head and saying u have to think about twilight exactly how I do..ok?? this is just what I think ^_^ and lani or hannah if you happen to be reading THIS...don't read any further..i dont want you peopl coming after me with a butcher knife :S
--and also theres spoilers so if you dont want to know what happens in the bok u'd better wait till AFTER u've read it.. uh yeah.
***
This is just one thing I don't understand--> why has this so called phenomenom gripped so MANY WOMEN???? HUH? ok. its a girl and a vampire. kiss kiss smooch smooch. chuck in a vampire family, a baby girl, an evil vampire or two, a cliff, a few shape shifters or werewolves whatever and voila! A so called "AWESOME STORY"
pfft...oh please.
The only person I like in the book is ALICE. stephenie meyer, you should have ditched everything else and made a story around little old alice.
so YA. half my friends, mum, other peoples i know...obsessed.sucked in. brainwashed. being around them is like "rewdtgnynreutwilightuehdnturdmedwardcullenfgdueiohyvngd
imjwiebellarudhmruweodhmufreenesmeejmhjrfwejhmtfghdmvbnnewmoonhgdoudmvampire..." etc etc etc. ocd. people have all been diagnosed with obsessive cullen disorder..thres even a little charm hanging off my friends phone to prove it x_x
and on magazines. o.o seriouly can people not find anything else to read about?? what's wrong with obama? come on he's the PRESIDENT of USA...i know we're all australian yeah but STILL. at least he's HUMAN.
plus all you funny little girls with boyfriends hanging off your arms and worshipping the ground you walk on. how do you think they feel when all you talk about is how perfect edward cullen is?
and by the way, he isn't perfect. yeah sure he's good looking and uhh selfless and smart..but. come on. being around him would be like being around...i dunno.not a real person. okay, so he's not a real person (no duhh-fiction vampire) butone thing i noticed...he's so SERIOUS!!! pfft no sense of humour what so ever. but hmm i guess since he is doomed to be like a immortal being for a gaziilion years and always want to drink um blood (which by the way is another con) well yeah that probably why he's serious...but do you get what imma saying?
jacob--> EEEEUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. thats all i really have to say
alice--> woopee!!! =] best character ;)
bella--> pfft. selfish git.
carlisle and esme--> well there wasnt really so much abou them..
jasper; huh?
emmet--> meh
rosalie: barbie
renessme: cant spell it. what the heck shes like a vampman..or uh vamWOMAN..how bout vammpBABY?
and yeahh so on and so on.
also wanted to add that the vampires have SUCH and unfair advantage!! what happened to the stake and garlic?? no effectt at all -_-
yeahh well hereis a "contructive critiscm" of the books/movie. which by the way i only notcied when cam pointed it out to me--> they all have something to do wit the moon ^_^ which I dun get because they're vampires-not werewolves...not that this is gonna do much good since they've all been published/released alreadyy...oh well.
Twilight- This book is just all about bella and edward falling in love and then uhh some killer tracker vampire wants to kill bella. fight. end of story. i nearly fell asleep reading this. SOOOOO slow and so much pointless dialogue. this is definitely subjective to arguement but uhh-> borrrring and sooo sappy.
New Moon- The only thing worse about reading about edward and bella is reading abou bella and jacob. ew. not good. and the rest of it is just an improvised version of romeo juliet written in readable enlish.
Eclipse: Hmm. this one is pretty good actually. I LIKE THIS BOOK =] nice nice tick tick good work :) well i like most of it anyway. lol it still does have it weird parts hehe...
Breaking Dawn: This is just weird. SOOOooo twisted. Oh my gosh, seriously...i actually think there is something worse than bella and jacob and that is renesme and jacob. FOUUULLL x_x yaa well this movie is just gonna be like RxxxxxV for violance age 100000000+ suitable for (hmm might damage old peoples health) its going to be like bloody (as in lots of blod and gore) and...um pretty disturbing yeah. anyway. not a fan of this book.
twilight (the movie): it was ok.... i guess. at least it moved faster than the movie.
...well yeah. thats my little complaint muahaha. -_-
once again...sorry if you read it and now hate me. everyone does have different interests after all...
Well I think My hair's still black.
Ok. Yesterday was "the big day" and at around five I went and put on an old shirt. I picked my cheese shirt which I wore to the 2007 sports carnival (it's bright yellow and disgusting so my sister said I looked like a giant cheese in it) and then found a holey towel so I wouldnt get the cheese shirt dirty.
So...mum started doing step one and like massaged the mixture through my hair. The whole time we had to watch my sister's grad dvd which kept freezing and then my bro wanted to watch the school yearbook dvd but then he had to shower and left the stupid classical music running and thats what i listened to the whole time... and I had to wait for like half an hour for the stuff to set in. And oh my gosh- it itched!! When i did the allergy test supposedly if it turned red, got swollen or started itching or any other abnormal reaction then I wasn't supposed to use the stuff. When mum asked me if my ear itched i was like "umm....no...just a little tiny bit but it might have been my imaginatin..." You know, like when the whole class gets a note about nits and then everyone's head starts to itch and you cant tell whether you actually have it or if it's just your imagination. Well it was sort of like that. But I can tell you, sitting there for half an hour with a red scalp (I know; gross hey- the stuff got onto my head and turned it red :S) and it ITCHED. I know now that it wasn't my imagination. Luckily for me it actually only itched a bit so I didnt really feel the extreme need to scratch but still, sitting there with your whole head itching, if only mildly is still annoying. I just feel sorry for those poor people who skip the allergy test and then their whole face swells up.
Yup, so then I washed it out and the water in the shower turned all red/brown like someone had been murdered in there...um yeah, it was pretty yuck. After, I dried my hair and checked it and it was er....black. So I was like "mum! Well I think my hair's still black!" and she was all, "no, no its good. It's just dark DARK brownish auburnish reddish..." hmm well she was right but I could only see it in the sunlight, in the dark it looked plain black ...-_-
and then it was time for phase two-highlights. except this time we were watching pirates of the carribean 2 so it was slightly more interesting and i was eating pasta at the same time. except then a strand of my fringe covered in the blue/white stuff fell in my face and i couldnt move it otherwise i'd stuff up the process so i could only feed myself from one side of my face...eeeugh how maddening x_x and also i couldnt wear my glasses so the only way to tell between jack sparrow and elizabeth swann (well-they both have long hair thats why i couldnt really see who was who) was by listening and using my ears...but ah well i already know the movie like back to front so it wasnt so bad.. huh and then halfway through the movie my sister's like "!!!!!!! like oh my gosh your hair's turning blonde!!!!" and my mum was like, "WWWHHAAAAAAAT?!" and i was like "noooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO not like barbie!!!" ok no I wasn't but I was pretty upset that it was "turning blonde" so then I like beat an olympic record running to the bathroom and like jumped into the shower to wash it off before it turned white or something...and then I checked it.
IT WASN'T BLONDE
...
thank GOODNESS!
:) they just though it was because it was going goldish...
well anyways that's my little adventure of last night and now i have supposedly dark dark brown hair with auburn/brown/gold highlights and I'm happy :) there kind of isn't much at the bottom lol its all on top but its pretty good for a first time effort for mum :) aaaah shes so awesome=] thanks mum.
but now that the fun's over. its back to homework...and tommorrow's school....*ggggassssp* i just wish it were the holidays.....
So...mum started doing step one and like massaged the mixture through my hair. The whole time we had to watch my sister's grad dvd which kept freezing and then my bro wanted to watch the school yearbook dvd but then he had to shower and left the stupid classical music running and thats what i listened to the whole time... and I had to wait for like half an hour for the stuff to set in. And oh my gosh- it itched!! When i did the allergy test supposedly if it turned red, got swollen or started itching or any other abnormal reaction then I wasn't supposed to use the stuff. When mum asked me if my ear itched i was like "umm....no...just a little tiny bit but it might have been my imaginatin..." You know, like when the whole class gets a note about nits and then everyone's head starts to itch and you cant tell whether you actually have it or if it's just your imagination. Well it was sort of like that. But I can tell you, sitting there for half an hour with a red scalp (I know; gross hey- the stuff got onto my head and turned it red :S) and it ITCHED. I know now that it wasn't my imagination. Luckily for me it actually only itched a bit so I didnt really feel the extreme need to scratch but still, sitting there with your whole head itching, if only mildly is still annoying. I just feel sorry for those poor people who skip the allergy test and then their whole face swells up.
Yup, so then I washed it out and the water in the shower turned all red/brown like someone had been murdered in there...um yeah, it was pretty yuck. After, I dried my hair and checked it and it was er....black. So I was like "mum! Well I think my hair's still black!" and she was all, "no, no its good. It's just dark DARK brownish auburnish reddish..." hmm well she was right but I could only see it in the sunlight, in the dark it looked plain black ...-_-
and then it was time for phase two-highlights. except this time we were watching pirates of the carribean 2 so it was slightly more interesting and i was eating pasta at the same time. except then a strand of my fringe covered in the blue/white stuff fell in my face and i couldnt move it otherwise i'd stuff up the process so i could only feed myself from one side of my face...eeeugh how maddening x_x and also i couldnt wear my glasses so the only way to tell between jack sparrow and elizabeth swann (well-they both have long hair thats why i couldnt really see who was who) was by listening and using my ears...but ah well i already know the movie like back to front so it wasnt so bad.. huh and then halfway through the movie my sister's like "!!!!!!! like oh my gosh your hair's turning blonde!!!!" and my mum was like, "WWWHHAAAAAAAT?!" and i was like "noooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO not like barbie!!!" ok no I wasn't but I was pretty upset that it was "turning blonde" so then I like beat an olympic record running to the bathroom and like jumped into the shower to wash it off before it turned white or something...and then I checked it.
IT WASN'T BLONDE
...
thank GOODNESS!
:) they just though it was because it was going goldish...
well anyways that's my little adventure of last night and now i have supposedly dark dark brown hair with auburn/brown/gold highlights and I'm happy :) there kind of isn't much at the bottom lol its all on top but its pretty good for a first time effort for mum :) aaaah shes so awesome=] thanks mum.
but now that the fun's over. its back to homework...and tommorrow's school....*ggggassssp* i just wish it were the holidays.....
Saturday, February 21, 2009
L'oreal
Okay...well today is the big day.
It's the first time I've ever dyed my hair before and mum is doing it for me; because no way am I gonna do it myself.
Yep, I hate to admit it but I'm a bit nervous after reading the reviews..um, I seem to be the only school aged person who has bought this particular stuff because all of the reviews are by adults, as far as I know. Anyway, the colour is called dark copper and mahogany with highlights...and its the 'l'oreal experte' stuff. It's, like, dark brown with lighter brown highlights. Some of the experte reviews on the net are kind of scary. I think quite a fair amount of people's hair turned a sick orange colour...I dont know what I'm going to do if my hair turns orange..I guess I could:
1. Get angry and blame mum for messing up and say that I have to go off school until my hair becomes normal again in compensation (is that how you spell it???)
2. Go to the hairdressers and get it fixed up for $10000000 (and endure the hairdresser's lecture on how horrible I look and how bad home products are and recommending their other $100000 salon-do)
3. Mum will say it doesn't look that bad and will force me to go to school with it
4. Bleach until it's blindingly blonde (....)
5. Darken it until I have some kind of shade like auburn
6. Pretend everything is normal and then get Cindy and we'll make a website/business page on hair disasters and thump up anyone who says my hair looks so orange (um. ok, maybe not) Yeah. Well, as you can see, my choices are pretty limited. So im guessing there's an approximate...4 or 5 hours until I'm getting it done. And yes, Cindy, I'm wearing a little white hat with a bright blue bow on it on Monday so you can be FIRST to see my new (hopefully not sick-orange) hair..but I'll probably get told off by some random uniform-enforcing mad teacher for wearing it in which case I'll have to explain in which case they'll want to see it in which case no, you won't be first to see it.......
After I've done some piano and homework mum will do my hair...fingers crossed! Hopefully no ORANGE
Well will update on results sometime later.....hopefully it does turn out dark copper and mahogany.
It's the first time I've ever dyed my hair before and mum is doing it for me; because no way am I gonna do it myself.
Yep, I hate to admit it but I'm a bit nervous after reading the reviews..um, I seem to be the only school aged person who has bought this particular stuff because all of the reviews are by adults, as far as I know. Anyway, the colour is called dark copper and mahogany with highlights...and its the 'l'oreal experte' stuff. It's, like, dark brown with lighter brown highlights. Some of the experte reviews on the net are kind of scary. I think quite a fair amount of people's hair turned a sick orange colour...I dont know what I'm going to do if my hair turns orange..I guess I could:
1. Get angry and blame mum for messing up and say that I have to go off school until my hair becomes normal again in compensation (is that how you spell it???)
2. Go to the hairdressers and get it fixed up for $10000000 (and endure the hairdresser's lecture on how horrible I look and how bad home products are and recommending their other $100000 salon-do)
3. Mum will say it doesn't look that bad and will force me to go to school with it
4. Bleach until it's blindingly blonde (....)
5. Darken it until I have some kind of shade like auburn
6. Pretend everything is normal and then get Cindy and we'll make a website/business page on hair disasters and thump up anyone who says my hair looks so orange (um. ok, maybe not) Yeah. Well, as you can see, my choices are pretty limited. So im guessing there's an approximate...4 or 5 hours until I'm getting it done. And yes, Cindy, I'm wearing a little white hat with a bright blue bow on it on Monday so you can be FIRST to see my new (hopefully not sick-orange) hair..but I'll probably get told off by some random uniform-enforcing mad teacher for wearing it in which case I'll have to explain in which case they'll want to see it in which case no, you won't be first to see it.......
After I've done some piano and homework mum will do my hair...fingers crossed! Hopefully no ORANGE
Well will update on results sometime later.....hopefully it does turn out dark copper and mahogany.
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