The pain of beauty. sheesh.

Ow. When those peel off facial mask things say leave on for no longer than ten minutes, they actually mean it. I have just had the unpleasant experience of slapping on some bioclear masky stuff and forgetting all about it. When I went to brush my teeth, I realized I still had it on. And then I tried to peel it off, IT WOULDN'T COME OFF. Removal proccess = very painful and red. if my face is red at school tomorrow, it's not sunburn. It was just me being an idiot and forgetting all about the mask -_- It was like it had sucked and moulded itself to my face or something --> just like in that goosebumps book!!! Goosebumps series is actually pretty lame, boring, unscary and with lame stupid endings...I dunno why anyone would bother reading them . Well anyway, just shouting out to you all that you should be careful. Those facial mask instructions and time limits are there for a reason.

Snoozer

After returning from an hour and a half long string concert, I'm pretty sure I have just proven that it is physically impossible to die of boredom. BAHG, I think I actually slept through it. The last thing I remember was this little primary kid (most of them were primary kids) playing the cancan reeeaaallly sllloooowwwwllly. And then I think I must have dozed off because I don't remember any of the in between stuff, although I woke up in time to see the last 2 solo performers. And, to top it all off, I got a nice glimpse of the music teacher about 2 metres away from me, oh my GOODNESS she better not have seen me sleeping...
Just lucky for me the woman next to me was too busy watching the kids to notice me. I think. Aargh, damnit, it's not my fault I'm tired -_-

And I would also like to say that my eye doctor is a big fat liar. He told me that the daily contacts disintegrate if you leave them. Well they don't. I just left them lying around assuming they would disintegrate, and 8 months later, what do I find? Scattered pieces of shrivelled transparent circles blueish plastic all over my room. What a sham, dude :(

Flying rocks and some ancient Greek dude

Is there just something about science that has to make everything ten times more complicated than it actually is? I mean, take a look at;

Meteors. Also known as meteorites or meteoroids, they are chunks off...asteroids, was it? (correct me if I'm wrong). But no, despite being the exact same thing, it has 3 different names for the exact same thing. Each different name refers to a different stage of the meteor/meteorite/meteoroid. Does it matter whether it's chugging around in outer space, shooting through our skies or plummeting into and destroying our homes, isn't it the same thing? WHy does it need so many different references? An egg is an egg right? Whether it's fried, scrambled, boiled, poached, omletted, or being thrown at your head, it's still an egg. It's an unchanging fact. And come to think of changing names for the same thing, what's with the meat? Why is called a cow when it's alive, and beef when it's dead? Pig while it's alive and pork when it's roasted and sitting on your plate? Someone, enlighten us all...please.

And as for another thing; Aristotle. How is that someone who lived over 2 thousand years ago (and, by the way, whatever he's famous for uncovering -most of it is incorrect-) has managed to worm his way into TWO of my classes? Not only do we have to know his theories on the earth being in the center of the universe, we also need to know his government opinions. Blah Blah Blah. I think this world would have been better off without this guy. That's all (and no, I'm not turning into Miranda Priestly. Although I have been made editor of our bible times magazine, english. Oh, the joy -_- )

This is the beginning of a new day.

In case anyone was wondering, yes, the grumpy toast is gone, and replaced by some boring piece of green and white template. The reason to that was, well, no reason really, but I got sick of the toast. It'd been staring at me like that for 10 months. At least now you can comment the posts if you want to, something you couldn't do before :) All you have to do is click my very popular 0 comments link. Eh heh heh.

I'm still a bit of a computer dope though. So I know the links say "edit me" but I really haven't got around to fixing that quite just yet, so don't click. They'll probably take you to the help page or something. And somehow everything I write ends up being translated in Hindi, why is that???

AND the computer is double spacing. I can't even get around to telling people how much I hate writing in double spacing... (>:)

Anyways, I thought I'd just get on this morning to complete my perfect 2 days in a row blogging record... so yah. And to also say, don't use the blue lux showergel. It's called shimmering sea. And believe me, they weren't kidding about that; the stuff actually smells like sea water mixed with detergent. So don't use ;)

I just realized that I skipped from chapter 2 to chapter 4 in my last blog entry. (woops) so don't mind that. There is no missing chapter, so don't worry your littles heads about pining over it :):)

2 tests today. Sose and science. Aargh, I need luck, can't remember much...unfortunately. Guess I'll just have to wing it then *sigh*

and last of all, right before school..um 2 hours before school, et's have a vote (which is completely unschool related but oh well)-->

a) :)

b) (:

I see both of them a lot. Now which one's better?

Day Five, Novaembara

☆cindy: kimi ni todoke☆ 58 days!! (7 weeks) says:
*blog blog blog

and here I am. Again.

Still tired yah, but I think everyone's had enough of me complaining about how tired I am, so I'll just not mention it then...

Chapter One. My day.

HOME. 6am
So wakes up this morning and I try to study for sose by highlighting *important* sections. WHY is is that nearly the whole book ended up highlighted? Ugh, not working...

FORM. 8:50am
zzzzzzzz

FABRICS
Airconditioner sounded like someone was smashing it on the other side. Smelt like someone had tried to smuggle 1000 dead bodies and 1000000 dried fish in the air vent.

ENGLISH
Huh? Newspapers. Boring, dude.

LUNCH
Why are why knees so tanned?
Why are my feet so white?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SKIN. (double eyelid still on vacation)

Cindy: Oh my gosh, it smells just like dog food! (referring to milo icecream--**by the way, the canteen got loads of new icecreams :P when did that happen?**--)
Harris: Um, no, it smells like milo.
Cindy: No, it really does smell like dog food.
Harris: ... did you by any chance feed your dog milo?
Cindy: .........
(laugh) Aha Aha Aha Aha kekekeke.
... Yes :)

MEDIA
Sarah doesn't like the sound of the Asian language nor is she a fan of "asian-style" clothes.

SCIENCE
doze time.
Harris: the rocket is used for carrying fuel
Dr Y: and what does the rocket do with the fuel?
Harris: ...uh, carry it?
Dr Y: ...
class: har. har. har.

MATHS
still don't know what to get for baby shower. how about pink soap?

Chapter Two. Pointless chatter, like always.

It's amazing that people have actually started reading my blog. Now I feel like I have actual standard to live up to, or whatever. Special credit to Sushi who's always read and liked, or at least, pretended to like.

So here are your random blah blahs of today:

1. Spring.
I don't know who else is dying from this damn hayfever, but I have like TTHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIISSSSSS many tissues stacked up in my room. I swear, if any of you guys can like invent a cure for hayfever, I would...use it.
Claratyne sucks. even though the tablets are so tiny, if you try to swallow them without water, they get lodged in throat and you actually have to punch yourself to get the tablet dooowwwn. So don't do it. Also, just for a quick medical lowdown:
1. Rhinocourt smells like wontons.
2. Becanase makes your brain sore (kind of like brain freeze, but not quite the same)
and they both make you sneeze straight away, so what's the point?


3. Traffic lights.
I've always wondered how they work. DO they have like sensors? Timers? Or there like a person to each traffic light that watch the road through a hidden camera and control the lights?

Chapter four. Ode to Anaya.

don't read this unless you're:
ALICE  (otherwise you'll die of boredom)
I guess you wanted this blog to be all about you. I guess I can blag on a bit longer about stupid pointless stuff and let everyone know about your alicesheness.
1. I'm still annoyed that you threw a rock at me on Tuesday because I have failed to pay you back.
2. I noticed you got a new band aid
3. The book is hereby still unfinished, hahaha, now you can cry
4. What no?
5. Of course I'm *not* annoyed.
6. I want your shirt bag.
7. Stop pulling your tongue out otherwise I'll cut it off :D
8. You still never answered my question. WOuld you or would you not bury yourself in a hole to save EC from your horribly highly infectious dinofever?
9. I'm singing Jakers in my head, and it's all you fault.
10. Please DON'T DON'T DON'T get a front fringe. your hair looks nice the way it is...leave it @_@

Chapter Five. For the benefit of Miss TV
Here's you summary, enjoy it:
chapter one I complain at school, how boring it is, and that stink smell in the clothing room
chapter two is completey pointless and covers hayfever, a cute asian kid and traffic lights
chapter three doesn't concern you.

and i don't think it gets any more summarised than that.

Thanks readers, I know it was a long entry. But whatever, if you hate it, don't read it. If you're bored, go for it.

Complaint Reunion

So I haven't blogged in two months, but now all of sudden, it's awesome to blog, and a lot of people are actually starting to read blogs. So maybe now, there is a point to blogging if it will actually end up being read. And even if it isn't going to be, at least it's a good way to
a) complain complain complain about stupid little things that suck without feeling like an ungrateful spoilt teenager since you're not complaining out loud and the only people reading your complaints are people too bored to have anything better to do or people who feel better knowing that someone else is suffering too -.-
b) Just blahggg it. I'm bored and I don't want to do homework.
Thankyou Cindy for asking me to blog again. I feel like I've reentered another world of cyber complaining -_- Or whatever.

So today was a loser and winner. Mostly a loser though.
1. I hardly slept at all. Tired all day.
2. I get to school. Cindy enlightens me that I'm losing my right double eyelid. I guess because my eyes are puffy from insomnia, they're temporarily byebye.
3. I only get 3/4 of a nutella sandwhich for lunch since there wasn't enough bread for a full sandwhich.
4. Some noob goes around stealing things from my friends' bags. Cindy is deprived of her right to eat icecream every day.
5. English just got whoppers of homework.
6. French--> surprise test. could not understand a word on tv thanks to the prehistoric quality, people talking and technology malfunctions
7. Get home and into shower intending to wash hair. realize that I'm wearing a shower cap and my hair is tied and pinned up. Felt very stupid.
8. Lost one contact lens in shower
9. Afterwards, tried to take out the other. Another half ann hour before the stupid lens would come out. My eyes is now all red and swollen. I hope it's not permanently damaged -_-

Usually I don't spend much time complaining on rbb. I'm just still annoyed that it took so long for the lens to come out of my eye. Annoyed doesn't really cover it. REALLY EXTREMELY peed off is more like it.

And I don't even know what to get maths teacher for baby farewell thing. I was thinking along the lines of huge bras (not. disgustingly sick minded and awkward) or like tonnes of nappies.

I forgot everything I was planning to blog about. Maybe I should just go to sleep.

This wasn't even funny. Now I have a stomach ache. Cut on my hand, no idea how it got there. Cuts on thumb, thanks a lot Leo.

Sarah T drew a heart on me in CLS. WOn't come off, neither will the person I drew on my finger in ENglish.

I hate school.
I haven't blogged for so long, I can't even do it anymore. Leo is meowing. GAH. Maybe should come back another time when I don't feel like pounding up everything I see (waahh)

Alas! My phone is ddead :O

Who knew it could be this cold....even thought the heater is on? Hmm, it's so cold that I have pins and needles down my whole left arm, or maybe that's just the way I was sleeping. :/

It's thursday. *half hearted "yay"* and tomorrow it'll be friday....then saturday YAY :)

I just though I'd say: Twilight Stinks.
I've said it only a million times before but I'll say it again anyway :D
STINK STINK STINK STINKEER STINKER STINK STINK.

Things are spooky in the dark~
1. The Russian doll on my desk is giving me evil looks
2. I keep thinking that girl from the grudge is going to start following me, even thouh I haven't seen the movie.
3. I can creepy piani music drifting up the stairs (oh wait. that's just emily :/)
4. I see shadows moving, but it's only me -_-
5. I have an overeactive imagination and a tendency to overexaggerate in my blog :/

KiKiSTRiKE iS THE BEST :D Yayayayayaya.

And random object blauggas~~
Mil Bottle.

These things are useless. They break so darn easily, it's not wonder they invented the CARTON. whoever still uses milkbottles and gets the dude to deliver it....get a life. seriously, there are no room for glass-milk-bottle-using people in this world. they could be doing something much more valuable with their time, rather than scraping broken glass and spilt milk off the doorstep- like supporting greenpeace.....
And for the people that manfucatured the milk bottle lollies. HOWDAREYOU encourage the glass-milk-bottle-users?!?!?!?!?! And for your information-the lollies are disgusting. they taste like glue and flour. BLLLLLLEUUUGGHHH. YUck.
Once, at IGA I saw flavoured milk. In a glass bottle :O
Oh, the disgrace to the cows. Can you imagine YOUR MILK BEING SOLD IN A GLASS BOTTLE. Okay, that came out a little wrong. But still, that's not the point :/
Just don't buy glass milk bottles. Just don't do it :/
~ <--Squiggly :)
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Quantum Physics

Doesn't my title sound so smart? I have no idea what quantum physics is, or if it even exists, it just sounds cool :)

Well now, happy Yi Jung? I "desperately" blogged again for you. I guess I should just be glad that somebody likes my blog enough to set it on the homepage tags :) Thanks :)

So, my life is so like...I dunno. It's good :) And bad...in a way. That way being school, dancing, piano, homework blah blah blah....

Supposed to be doing physics homework right now......but don't really get it -_-
Bleugh. <-- And that's my new word.

HmmmmMMMMMMM my room's still clean-can you believe it? It's been like a week and a half. Who knows, maybe I'm getting good at this :)

And somebody give me a good book to read....
And I need a new layout but I'm still blogging so it's no excuse Yi Jung.

Struggeling to find something to talk about. I know:
Peas~
I'll tell you everything I know about peas from the top of my brain.
Ok....first of all, peas are vegetables. They are green. they are small and round.
they are NOT the same as corn. they don't taste as sweet and they don't grow on a cob. come to mention it, where DO peas grow from?? Aaah, a pea pod, right?
Peas taste foul in quiche so don't try it.
Chickpeas. Exactly what are they? Aren't they like little cold hard brown peas? I dunno. :/
There was a pea in the story "the princess and the pea" I think it's lame though.
Once I tried to get out of eating my peas by eating everything else and camoflouging them at the bottom of the bowl (bowl was kind of sick green-same colour)
So look at me. I'm like some kind of pea genius.

(That was fun. I think i'll rattle off about a random topic every blog :)

Cool thing I heard at church:
Man: Tell me all the secrets of the universe...
God: No, that knowledge is reserved only for me.
Man: Well then, tell me all the secrets of this peanut.
(The man then became very famous for all of his ingenius scientific research and products made from peanuts that were very beneficial to the human race)
It's a true story :) Just can't remember the guy's name.
How cool! =]

LaLaLand

Umm, excuse me Cyndi but I kind of have "stupid copper orangutang" highlights...but hahahah. it's so true. chestnut brown would look on you...hmm, I think?
Well, anyways, I'm just trying to grow my hair. Not going to bother about dyeing it again. well, i was planning to go black-blue on the summmmmer holidays, but just for fun :D
Yay, good for you, you're finally starting to read Harry Potter!!! :)
Well, I'd read it again, but I'm waiting to buy Kiki Strike 2, which FINALLY came into stock...(only been waiting for a year~~~stupid bookshop +_+)

and um,,,,with the time management. I HAVE TO FINISH MY ENGLISH STORY TODAY!!! AAAArragh. Ok, finish story today, clean room tomorrow, edit story tuesday and wednesday morning...hopefully that'd be enough :S

and gaaaah. i think I should start posting pics on my blog like cyndi does? maybe that might make it halfway interesting~~~

To Di List:
-Finish English story [ ]
-Edit the darn thing [ ]
-Clean room [ ]
-Update blog with pics and new layout [ ]
-Don't think about dancing which starts on Tuesday [ ]
-Don't think about your piano lesson tomorrow +_+ [ ]
-Learn to eat with chopsticks left handed :) [ ]
-BE NEAT [ ]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sqiggly :)
I fee like 2 minute noodles :P

Somebody. Is. ANGRY >>>>>>>.<<<<<<<

...
i just spent an hour blogging a post.
and just as i was about to post.
SOMEBODY turned off the modem.

All the data= POOF! Gone.

You don't have any idea how mad I am right now.

They both deny it.
but the modem didn't turn itself of, did it?

I return!!!

Well...I'm back (:
Had a great time...only problem is I feel like I've put on like a gazillion kilos hahaha
Ahhh well :/

Now it's back to business...
can't believe I've still got to go to my piano lesson at 2:15 today +_+ euuuugggghhhh...
EUUUGGGHHHHHH...

And still have that stupid english assignment :/
aaaaah. my story is so lame +_+

and the room. the stupid room.
mum saw it when i was away and, um, she...she...
nah, actually it wasn't that bad.
she's probably used to it by now *sigh*

blllaaaarg.
well, at least I'm seeing Harry Potter tonight :)
yaaaaaaaaaay!

Nesquik

Ew. I just swallowed down a cup of strawberry nesquik really fast and now I can still feel it...err, you know, sloshing around.
+_+ it's sick. i dont know why I just blogged that -_- but i did.

So...i think i definitely need a new layout/ i've been trying to find one for the last three months on n off but still haven't come up with anything -_- I'm just sick of that stupid piece of anger managementasied burnt piece of wheat and yeast, aka, the grumpy toast.
If anyone has any good sites I can visit then ya, tell me :)

And my room still looks like...ahhh, junk. maybe a disorganised garage sale of some sort. it's getting there.
well, at least my wardrobe is sort of halfway presentable :/

As for english??? Uhhhh....I'm having a little trouble. there's too muc to think about rather than stupid Alan Karrupa who got a bomb stuck to his head. is that even funny? I find it funny.
Not very clever but humorous to a certain extent.
Mrs teacher  would probably mark me an F for crude humour -_-

And went shopping last night. Nobody came with me though :(
So...well it was pretty boring like usual +_+
Bought hardly anything like usual +_+
what's the point of finding all this cash if I'm not gunna spend it??
oh riiight the french trip. better start saving for that :S

yeah, well i'd better GO.

Thurrrsssaday (:

Happy Happy Happy
Feel loads better today... =]
Annnyway, I'm still trying to clean up my room :/
I was thinking of hosting a clothes swap party since I have so much leftover stuff I never wear, and don't wanna waste it...ya.

Going to bussleton from sun-tues so probably won't be blogging then unless i can somehow get internet access, or use my dad's phone...
and we're cancelling our piano lesson hahahaha :) :) :)

>>>>>>and shopping today?
I reeeeeally want to read Kiki Strike; the empress' tomb, but it's STILL out of stock....how long do these book stores usually take anyways?

Reports. reports. reports.
Why are they taking so long to arrive? What time does the mail usually arrive?

Blah. my hair. i think the auntie was kinda like rebel hairdresser. she did my hair how SHE wanted it, not how I wanted.
oh well...i'll live baha.
She did a good job...i like anyways...somehow haha

Stupid room :/ I wish i was like Mary Poppins, or something...

Go duster. how pathetic. it's sitting right next to me :/

By the way, WHY did nds-roms close down?
now i have to download off the chinese site which i don't understand a word of.
at least cyndi had the heart to teach me what to do :)

and that's it for now. sorry, boring blog.
well they're gunna be until i clean up my stupid room!!!

does anyone know any good movies i can watch while cleaning?
aissssh, that'd just slow me down :/
never mind +_+

xx.

I'm back.
12:30pm

Turns out we actually have to do piano lessons after all -_-
thanks a lot-MUM :(

Ahhh well, looking on the brighter side :)
I found $200 while cleaning up!!!!!! Like AWWWWEESOMEEE :)woop! I'm rich!! I'm rich!!!!
I guess this is why I love cleaning up since I always find some forgotten cash...muhahahaha :))

Anyone want to come shopping with me?

-----And I'm back again (4:17pm)
I'm going shopping tonight, so the invitation's still open.....anyone?

Aissh, this cleaning room business is getting there I guess, haven't found any more cash though//haha

And the pile of clothes i'm planning to use for the party looks like a brown body bag inside my wardrobe haha
it's even shaped like a body +_+

and just rummaging through the clothes by the way...i always ask people not to buy me clothes for birthday, christmas..whatever, since blaaaaah how boring, but anyway, just for the reference
I'M A SIZE 10 (tops) and 12 (pants) NOT A 14 or 16!!!! OK, EVERYBODY buys me 14 and 16 stuff. i don't know how many times i have to tell you this..... -_- but 14 is slightly too big and 16 just makes me look like a hobo.
so yeah.
and then it's a six, not an 8 +_+
sheesh!! :/

Cloudy Weather

Well. First of all yesterday was Kim Bum's birthday.
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)
You know, we're all so over it but he's still kinda cute looking even if it is in a girly way (;

And I got my haircut too. The auntie that did it purposely cut my layers and fringe so short that I now look like an anime character that escaped from a Japanese manga :/ ahhh well, it'll grow by the time school starts. it's not really as long as it was but that'll grow too so no harm done (:
nearly all the highlights were cut off though, lol, but that's ok since i want it back to black

hmmmm, and while we were there at auntie elaine's place, i started picking glue off the table just for the fun of it. i dunno, don't ask i always just liked picking dried glue off things. it didn't really help that they looked like dried ginat boogers, especially the colour.
well, next thing i know the toddlers oscar and charmaine (i think that's their names and they're like 4 and 6 or something) are joining in.
and now apparently i'm guilty of being a bad influence, encouraging bad habits and teaching them the word "booger."
:/ oh dear.

and my room is still horrificulousterribleous :/
EEEUUGGGH. the deadline's sunday.
how the heck am i supposed to make it????

AND. we're going yum cha today.
dang.

and stupid english homework :/ i ran out of motivation ):

so there's my day for you all.
didn't even sleep properly +_+

btw cyndi. don't beat urself up (well u probably wouldnt have anyway) i dont think u made me sick. mum reckons its astha triggered >:( i've been trying to get sick alllll year...WHY on the holidays????? WHHHHHYYYY??!??!!??!?!?!

AND THE REPORTS STILL HAVENT COME IN YET!!!
Why are they taking so long????
I need to know whether i flunked sport or not :Sa

So July 7

Well well well.
Starting to keep my promise, I just remembered about it +_+

Hmm, well let's see:

1. Harry Potter comes out next wednesday O.O
Yaaaaaaaay!!!! :D

2. I'm getting my haircut today :/ I wonder how THAT'S gunna turn out?
Apparently the aunty that's doing it wears hotpants, she's funny and very talented.
So I'm good :)

3. Yesss, me and bella have made a deal that we're trying to lose our cheese legs.
I don't see her problem. Her legs are nice and muscled, LOL. mine are much cheesier than hers :/
People stop trying to talk me out of it. I'm not dieting, and im not trying to lose weight.
Just tone up the cheese legs :S There's a difference!

Wii fit yoga is SO boring :/

4. The bruise on my left knee i got from ice skating is now about the same size and shape of a small fish. it's reallly dark purple/black.
i also hit my right ankle on something in my room and i think that's bruised as well :( i can't see a bruise yet but i can't walk normally.... -_- aish!!
And while playing catch with Alfred (aka Daniel the brother) I added another cut to my cuts collection and my lovely middle finger has a big fat cut on it.
tried spraying the spray on liquid bandaid but I don't think it's done anything yet :/

5. I'm currently obessed with this face
:/

6. Even though we're all (sadly) over boys before flowers, I'm going to rewatch some episodes, I think. Nothing like a good dose of F4 to make me feel more motivated.

7. CYNDI I think you made me sick :( lol

So....welcome back :/

I solomly swear that..(i am up to no good),,,,no, that i will update every day
or at least try to
i really doubt that anybody's actually follows this (heyy maybe cyndi?) but yehhh, JUST DO IT ANYWAY< HARRIS__just do it!!!!!! So. it's holidays. what have i been up to? ummm. nothing much. let's see: 1. The room. Same old, same old. nothing really changes here. of course it still looks terrible :/ sstuff everywhere how on earth am i gunna clean it up by sunday (thats the deadline) =/ and plus i split teeth everywhere. yes, thats right. TEETH. oh my gosh, i kept my teeth when they fell out. that's so sick. everywhere on the floor there's all these little rank little white things. i mean they're clean, i brushed my teeth like a maniac but still :/ kinda gross ahaha. i think i was trying to get a million bucks from tooth fairy and forgot about it later or something, lol. i once had a dream in like year 2 that the tooth fairy left me this whole pile of jewels and beads so ya...lol 2. the homework. a boy gets a present from his psychopathic ex girlfriend. its a bomb. tell me, is that funny?? 3/ ice skating WHY is it that i'm the only one to fall over??? WHY ME? why only me????? everyone thought it was hilarious :( according to one miss Aleisha Ferrari i fell no less than 7 times. stupid old man showing off stupid profeessional toddlers (we had to share ice with stuck up tiny tots) resulting injuries: about 3 bruises and 3 cuts. my head reaaaaly hurt afterwards but i never hit it on the ice me: "gosh mum , i think i'd remember if i smashed my head on the ice!" mum: "hahahahahahaha" me:....uh, oh.

4. Haircut
Ya know, i actually totally forgot about this until SOMEBODY (wink wink hint hint nudge nudge ahem,,,,) went off about HER hair now im starting to actually think about my hair which is not good. not good at all. i have more important things to concentrate on than stupid hair :/
guess i'll be doing the layers again =/ nothing special...
i hate my fringe. stupid middle parting,,,,!!!!!!!!

5. poached eggs and too much vinegar.
eugh :/ more like vinegar soup and burned tongue

6. wii.
transformers: oh gosh, this game is SO fun!!! u just sit there and blow up robots.
love the sideways level when u get to be the car ^^ can't wait to play more!
harry potter and the half blood prince: i'm sorry, i think the game sucks.
no where near as good as i expected..... :/

hahahaa, such a nerd i am ^^

Saga Poem

The Twilight Saga.
Edward Cullen, Bella Swan.
Meyer thinks she may have won
all of us over, got us hooked-
on this sad excuse for a book.
This “international phenomenon” has brainwashed the nation.
Or at least half of the world’s female population.
Well, maybe not. There are some now
that aren’t sucked in, and are wondering how
this series had got everyone gushing over the story
it’s not that great-does it really deserve all this glory?
Who wants to read the never ending ranting?
By Bella-about how Edward’s so enchanting?
What’s with him, anyway? What makes him stand
and make other males appear so bland?
That crooked smile, the copper hair
or his ‘vegetarian’ diet of lion and bear?
Edward Cullen; he’s supposedly perfect.
And beautiful-but last time I checked,
boys did not appreciate, girls blabbing on about
this fiction vampire-and why do they always shout
and scream, whenever his name is spoken?
Or because he’s not real, their hearts are broken?
So what-he’s “hot,” but did you consider too
that he’s basically a stalker-or is that alright with you?
Edward Cullen, get a life!
Even though Bella is your wife-
Since nineteen oh one, your life had no meaning
Then along Bella came-what? Are you dreaming?
Of all the girls, you had to choose
The whiny, wimpy, clingy goose.
What’s wrong with you? Is it messing with your head? (your anti-gravity hairstyle)
Or-most likely-were you, perhaps, becoming old and senile?
One hundred and eight years, is, after all, an awfully long time,
perhaps it’s started to affect your omniscient mind.
And as for Miss Isabella Swan
Why would she so gladly swap
Her human life for a vampire one?
Doesn’t she know-you can’t have any fun
When you’re constantly trying not to eat your friend
Where’s your common sense? This won’t be a happy end.
How much can you take? Can you read any more?
Or does all this talk make you sick to the core?
But that’s it for now. I don’t have enough time
to come up with another defamatory line.
Although, this was fun; but I find it confusing-
writing about something I hate turned out to be amusing
Not as boring, as I would have thought.
But I guess that’s what happens when you’re so caught
up in expressing you detestation of twilight
in a friendly poetic manner- without causing a fight
And if you didn’t get it-let me set this straight
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
The Twilight Saga

>:(-- And that, my friend, is an angry face. To show you my extreme distaste, for that pile of grovel We call Meyer’s “fantastic” novel.

Room

Aaaaah, I give up!
Always the same, over and over again, have to clean up the stupid room.
Well, yesterday started off the same as any other room-cleaning day starts, "Aaah, I'm going to clean up this whole crap yard completely, get it over and done with it, do it thoroughly and nEVER get myself stuck in this situation again!!!'
Well, I mean it worked. For like the first hour and a half... and then I got sick of it.
Back to the old 'stuff everything in the wardrobe and hope mum doesn't look in there trick'
And now I don't know where any of my clothes are, because they're hidden beneath a pile of...other stuff.
So, yeah. Now I have to survive another 3 weeks of trying to keep it semi-clean while waiting for the stupid Ikea bed to arrive-like....I've been sleeping on the floor for like a year now. And that's probably why I don't sleep well +_+ Feel like a zombie :)
SOSE test tmr....ug. Better do some study.
Oh right. On thursday my drink bottle leaked all over my bad. and most of my perfect sose notes (i never take notes except in sose and i kinda make them look nice) got SOAKED. I guess I just wasn't meant to take notes in the first place. Now I have to get a hairdryer and sort that mess out...so seeyous later
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Thing that Have stuffed me up for a life (or at least a lot of it)

1. The ring incident- (1999)
(scroll down to read blog about the ring incident.)
Result: Never again can wear rings.

2. Beauty and the Beast; An enchanted Christmas- (1999)
Thanks to watching this movie when I was little, after seeing the evil organ (the keyboard/piano thingy) in this movie I was never right again. Seriously, that thing is SCARY. Well, was. It's eyes and mouth..*shivers*
Result: Had nightmares for weeks after seeing the movie. Could never hear the sound of organs again for a long time without going berserk. Even today, I still cringe when I hear organs. The noise they make is spooky enough on its own without a disturbing memory to go along with it.

3. Wii/ Wii Fit/ Pesky Siblings- (2009)
Not only is your weight displayed on the tv for the whole world (aka, Brothers and Sisters) to see, but only a couple of button presses away, ANYBODY can access the mii channel and edit your character.
I can't even count the amount of times emily and daniel have changed my mii into a male/suddenly make it gain excess weight/grow a shifu moutstache and beard/get grey hair/go BALD/etc etc etc.
The worst one was when it got turned to a male without me realizing and when i played rhythm boxing, there was my mii. Topless.
Like, I know it's graphics and all-just a game. But still. That thing represents me. can't have it parading around like that...
Result: Humiliation/Annoyance to the point of wanting to beat up said siblings but cannot for obvious reasons.

4. Sydney Opera House- (2007)
Once upon a time there was a trip called the Syney/Canberra. At the opera house, i dared emily to kiss it (it was filthy), so she did it. then she dared me back. because it looked so disgustingly rank, i got out my little pocket dettol and scrubbed it clean. then to get it over and done with, i leaned forward and tried to quickly get it over and done with.
Uh uh, not smart. What i thought was "quick" i actually ended up smashing my head into the house and sending my braces shooting through my mouth. There was a lot of blood and it wasn't pretty.
Result: Busted lip that refused to heal for months and an extremely anti-patriotic hate towards said Opera House <:(
Couldn't help noting that this is extremely similar to the monkey bar incident. just don't learn, do I?

5. The Monkey Bar Incident- (2000)
In pre primary, Tiana betted that I couldn't jump four bars. And i betted her that I could. So I tried.
Well I ended up jumping a lot more than four bars and smashed into the pole at the end.
Pain Pain Pain. And an added plus that mum was twenty minutes late to pick me up from school that day.
Result: A black eye (left) that STAYED black for MONTHS. i have photographic evidence that most of my five year old life was spent with a pirate patch bruise. and people wondered why emily always looked better in the photos.
Never been able to face up to monkey bars again.

6. Metal Wicket Inicident- (2005)
CENSORED.
Result- Let's just say that thanks to this, I can never ever play cricket again, and probably can't have kids either.

Boo.

Hmm. I realize that I haven't actually posted in a while. I think over a month, but oh well. No one reads this blog anyways. I dnt know whys I bother updating at all but...one can always hope.

Just wanted to, erm, discuss certain topics because I really have nothing better to do (other than do homework +_+)

Drama. Drama. Drama. Shakespeare, right? If you want to feel sympathetic for me, look up Act 1 Scene 3 of Romeo and Juliet. And I'm playing the nurse. Not only is her part LONG and all "thee,, thou, thy, dost, hath....blah blah blah" it's actually pretty...sexual. Yeah, Yeah, ew. Shakespeare sure was one sick dude...

Ok, another thing is Blogspot. The writing looks so nice NOW when I'm creating the posts; it looks awesome; but when i post it, it doesn't look as nice anymores. =( it looks like Arial. what's this, times new roman? Ppl thinks it's weird but I really like times new roman. I use that font ALL the time, it's like i go onto words, click non spacing, then change font to times new roman and size ten. I do it without thinking really, and apparently that's not normal. I also get kind of annoyed when other people DON'T do this (which they usually don't) but....mmmm, yeah. prefer books to be written in size ten times new roman, of possible, haha. i'm gunna try changing font to tnr and see what happens.

Umm, what else? Oh ya. RINGS. I don't know if anyone noticed but I like never wear rings. Well, i did wear that watch thing becca gave me from singapore but only for a while before it pinched my finger and i got ring-phobia again. I reall seriously do think i have ring-phobia.
The story starts off when I'm three right, and i discover this really small plastic bottle top part and it fits perfectly on my finger. Ladeedadeeda, here's three year old me prancing around with a plasticky thing on my finger, pretending it's a ring.
Andd, then I lost it in the car, somehow.
A year later (woop, I've been upped to age four) i re-found it again, in the car. Wow wow wee, so excited "MY RING!-" and i specifically remember actually saying that. or something like it. then i put it back on my finger. stupid stupid me.
My finger probably grew and that year, so when I put it on, it wouldn't come off.
Not when i tried tugging it or biting it; nothing.
And it soooo tight that the circulation was slowly being cut off, uhhh ohhh.
Well my nana took me to the toilets to try get soap and water to try slide it off. Which was a good idea, but it was on too tight for that to work. So we really didn't know what to do. And my finger was going numb and turning kind of purplish blueish.
Eventually, to cut a long story short. My uncle Reg had to cut it off with a swiss army knife.
I remember sitting there pretty terrified that he was intending to cut off my whole finger. Well he didn't, and once i got it off and could start moving my finger i was all "neeeever again!!"
+_+ and there you have it, the reason I dnt wear rings. +_+
Pretty lame really.

Ohh, I just discovered that this font is Georgia. which is completely hypocrytic because i like it better than tnr. OH well.....maybe that's just for blogging, right?

And INSTANT NOODLES.
LOVE THEM. Always have, always will.
Instant Noodle count:
Saturday 6/6/2009-Lunch-Teryaki Chicken Flavour
Tuesday 9/6/2009-Afternoon Tea-""Tomotsu??" (I think) Flavour

And yes. Bored, bored, bored. Nows better get back to that stinking pile of homework.


Ahhhs, byes people
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